Your vision begins to fade as you slump to the ground. You can just barely make out the splinter camo sling on the man’s Block II M4 rifle as he emerges from the brush. Your gucci $100 dollar sling lays helplessly on the ground next to you, the multicam black clearly visible on the forest floor. “Just as good and only 50 dollars” the man mutters to himself. You feel the slick polyester webbing slide across your face as he passes by you. If only you’d bought a splinter sling. Things might have been different.
This sling may or may not allow you to have a happy family and live on a homestead in the woods. If not it at the very least features a tight woven polyester webbing that’s smooth AF and boasts 50% strength over mil-spec nylon. In addition the webbing is rated at over 1200lbs of tensile strength, more than enough to hold your 10lb Block II M4 (if you’re a chad). The quick-adjustment-buckle is made of aluminum as opposed to a polymer one that might wear out. Overall this sling is all business, quick to adjust, slides easily over equipment, attractive color and of course a higher chance of not being spotted in the woods.
Length: 59-70”
Width: 1″
Stitching: Double Stitched
Hardware: ITW Polymer
Buckle: Adjustable Aluminum
Durability: Webbing melting point of 400 degrees with 1200lbs of tensile strength
MADE IN THE USA
Care Instructions: Scrub with a soft bristle brush and dawn dish soap water mixture accordingly. Rinse clean and air dry.











gettin_greasy (verified owner) –
Great sling, pattern on the webbing is super crisp, adjuster is solid. Has plenty of extra length, used mine to go around the SBT5A brace on my mp5 clone versus the black hook and loop.
Chris (verified owner) –
Best sling I’ve ever owned. Fits any gun I own with its own personality. Ron Jermy is going down with this bad boy strapped on.
Bryan (verified owner) –
I bought this sling and it immediately cured my male pattern baldness and my wife got double pregnant.
It’s a legit piece of kit, no fluff. No BS. Just good stuff. Nice and slick to move around your neck. Easy to adjust. Good buy.
stephen.terry92 (verified owner) –
It arrived in a gold case, and delivered by the god of war himself. The moment I put it on my weapon, my shot placement was A zone without fail. My firing cadence rivaled the rate of fire of a MG42. When I needed to reload, a bald eagle gave me a fresh mag.
By far the best sling i have ever owned. Clearing my mom’s basement while larping has never been easier, or cooler looking.